Unleash your inner chaos—with style. This "Human Being" shirt is the perfect blend of humor, honesty, and a healthy dose of personality. Designed like a quirky product label, it proudly lists the essential ingredients of every truly unique individual: 100% organic, GMO-free, packed with wit, hilarity, mischief, a touch of chaos, and just enough bad decisions to keep life interesting.
Whether you're emotionally complex, fragile before coffee, or just made with love—this tee celebrates all the glorious unpredictability of being human.
Perfect for gifting, self-expression, or simply warning others to handle with care.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
